Jesus Franco’s awful CANNIBALS is awful. Not just because it is cannbisplotation, but because it skimps on the gore and natives – the two most important elements in this horror sub-genre.
The plot is as absurd as the cannibal tribe’s tailgating makeup and modest underwear poking out under their “loin cloths.” Basically, a man loses his family to a ridiculous cannibal attack on a boat – the cannibals eat a couple of the people and kidnap one daughter. The father’s arm is eaten off in the cannibal camp. Then he somehow escapes. The father survives the attack and after a silly recovery period, returns to the jungle to rescue his daughter.
Meanwhile, in the years that have passed his daughter has become the WHITE CANNIBAL QUEEN. So she is kinda ambivalent about leaving her pretty sweet jungle kingdom – especially, since it does not seem that the cannibal tribe is all that busy eating people.
Dad arrives and is again NOT eaten right up. Instead, his daughter recognizes him and tries to free him from his captivity. But instead of just running away, they team return and easily abduct the WHITE CANNIBAL QUEEN. A silly chase ensues that ends with hand to hand combat in a river. Anticlimaxes quickly follow one another and everyone just walks away. CREDITS.
That is waaaay more detail than the plot or this movie deserves. But there you go.
The worst part of Franco’s CANNIBALS is the gore. I suppose due to the lack of proper budget for a real special effects team, they just went to the local butchers and bought some scraps. Or maybe it was latex nonsense. It was impossible to tell as all the people eating is filmed in slow motion and incredibly close up. It is incredibly ineffectual and makes the horror boring.
Of course there are worse cannibal movies out there, but I challenge you to name one.